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Kitcatwif
Kelseyville, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Kevin
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Female preferably, but in a pinch....Must have two legs and two arms with a head. Some hair, doesn't have to be much. I know men as well as well women loose some. She can lie to me all she wants, as long as they're good ones. Has to be able to mow my lawn (it's big), but a riding mower. No sense in pushing it. I'll think of something else when I've had a little more Tequlia
Sign
Gemini
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
My Best Feature Is
Belly Button
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Rodent, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is
Don't have one.
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Pet(s)
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Cigars
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
My Social Behavior Is
Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Photography, Arts & Crafts, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Trying New Things, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Falling madlyin love and living happily ever after...who am I kidding. only in fairy tales. Lunch, I'm to cheap for dinner the first date. Well, maybe if you mow my lawn.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Skydiving, bungee jumping..wait no, my top half would disconnect from my lower half. I'll think of something.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Once A Year
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is
To stay alive at my age!
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Drama, Documentary
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Blues, Jazz
When I Read, I Always Read
Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is
I'll tell you when I start having some.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Money, Spontaneity, Humor, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
The next car that's hit me in a crosswalk
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter