Looking for fun and a Yin to my Yang!
smackmeyer
Texarkana, Texas | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
jeff
I Can Speak
Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
No need for solace.
Looking for a partner to explore every new tomorrow with unbridled abandon. Don't want to be saddled with needy kids or grand kids. Want to share what's left of this life with someone who compliments my zeal and humor in enjoying a life free of mundane responsibility. With a compatriot of spirit who wastes no thought on worry or regret. Is lustful of body and appreciates being shown a worthy physical countenance in praise and thanks for her reciprocal effort to maintain herself as a vessel of desire and inspiration. If you get only an email as a message, I want you to contact me. I haven't decided yet whether this site is a scam or not, so I'm seeing if I get real responses from those who I would like to hear from.
Looking for a partner to explore every new tomorrow with unbridled abandon. Don't want to be saddled with needy kids or grand kids. Want to share what's left of this life with someone who compliments my zeal and humor in enjoying a life free of mundane responsibility. With a compatriot of spirit who wastes no thought on worry or regret. Is lustful of body and appreciates being shown a worthy physical countenance in praise and thanks for her reciprocal effort to maintain herself as a vessel of desire and inspiration. If you get only an email as a message, I want you to contact me. I haven't decided yet whether this site is a scam or not, so I'm seeing if I get real responses from those who I would like to hear from.
Sign
Leo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Fit
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
Body Art
Other, Scarred
My Hair Is
Silver
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Legal
My Job Title Is
lawyer
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Dining, Learning, Tv, Movies, Games, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Having a drink and both of us coming up with what to do.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Heroine and acid. (This a joke! I couldn't resist the absurdity.)
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Obscure, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is
... to achieve nirvana from sitting under a lotus tree clothed only in a breach-cloth made of a silken material recycled from plastic bottles, while waiting on my custom Tesla to be delivered to my home on the beach in Palm Beach.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Classical, Jazz, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Fiction, History, Mystery, Satire, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Doing almost anything that doesn't include hiking, jogging, or rushing to do. I do not care for motorcycles. I rode cross country once. Was sun burnt, wind burnt, insect stung and vibrated for two days after a days ride. When I finally returned from where I had begun, I sold the bike. Mopped scooters are fun for a beach town.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Getting my jokes is a good start... Slim, neat when sloppily dressed, considerate, good vocabulary, not needlessly serious, non-mercenary, unpretentious, unworried and unhurried. finances her own whims, appreciates a gift, naturally kind, unafraid and knows how to have fun.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Other, Doesnt Matter