Vintage Offering
sporting28ga
Denver, Colorado | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
[b][u]VINTAGE OFFERING FOR THOSE OF DISCRIMINATING TASTE[/b][/u]
[b]Improved! Now with 25% fewer calories.[/b]How did we do it? Cutting allowed us to provide everything as before -- only in a smaller package.Here’s how one critic saw it:LAKEWOOD, CO – A vintage offering is sweeping the region (and kitchen floor) after initially debuting in the southeast. Aged 61 years to achieve its mellowness this full-bodied offering provides great taste. An impudent little number deriving its complex character from qualities distilled from experience. Mildly sweet, yet intriguing with just a hint of boldness has given many the impression it takes on a saucy character after twilight. Bright, but with a slight bite, this is truly one to be enjoyed with heady conversation. This is one best allowed to breathe from time to time to enhance its flavor. Best of all, there is no bitter after taste.This single offering entered the open market becoming available to women everywhere after its former owner was suddenly called home in spirit. Never touched it was allowed to age to its pinnacle. Now, with more robust character it imparts enticing qualities for you to discover. Recently repackaged it can be yours and yours alone. Like the mother of all sherry this is the only one of its kind so it will surely hold a special place for you.Although excellent alone in its own right, proper care and handling prevents it from turning sour. Care and handling is the same as you would give bread dough. It should to be touched and kneaded. Keep it warm so it will rise properly. Sometimes it must be gently punched down if it rises too much from being full of hot air.I invite you to “pop the cork” with this one since it has such great potential to be a most enjoyable and satisfying experience. - End -
[b]Improved! Now with 25% fewer calories.[/b]How did we do it? Cutting allowed us to provide everything as before -- only in a smaller package.Here’s how one critic saw it:LAKEWOOD, CO – A vintage offering is sweeping the region (and kitchen floor) after initially debuting in the southeast. Aged 61 years to achieve its mellowness this full-bodied offering provides great taste. An impudent little number deriving its complex character from qualities distilled from experience. Mildly sweet, yet intriguing with just a hint of boldness has given many the impression it takes on a saucy character after twilight. Bright, but with a slight bite, this is truly one to be enjoyed with heady conversation. This is one best allowed to breathe from time to time to enhance its flavor. Best of all, there is no bitter after taste.This single offering entered the open market becoming available to women everywhere after its former owner was suddenly called home in spirit. Never touched it was allowed to age to its pinnacle. Now, with more robust character it imparts enticing qualities for you to discover. Recently repackaged it can be yours and yours alone. Like the mother of all sherry this is the only one of its kind so it will surely hold a special place for you.Although excellent alone in its own right, proper care and handling prevents it from turning sour. Care and handling is the same as you would give bread dough. It should to be touched and kneaded. Keep it warm so it will rise properly. Sometimes it must be gently punched down if it rises too much from being full of hot air.I invite you to “pop the cork” with this one since it has such great potential to be a most enjoyable and satisfying experience. - End -
Sign
Taurus
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Heavyset
My Height Is
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Widowed
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Lips
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Silver
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is
Senior Analyst
I Make This Much In A Year
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Reserved, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Internet, Learning, Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies
An Ideal First Date Would Be
A good wine bar or coffee house with live music.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Fly fishing.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, Obscure
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Conservative
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Jazz
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Business, Computers, Health, History, Instructional, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Science, Technical
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Empathy, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Intimate, Committed